Author name: Jessica Ramoz

“I asked my AI assistant to ‘help me feel more connected’ to the world… and now it’s just sending me ‘Update available’ notifications for every device I own including my smart toaster.”

“I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”

“My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.”

“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.”

“I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads.”